Goldilocks Burn

When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

fag burn in a fur coat

Prefixed with “he would go for” , relating to a habitually unfussy gentleman who would target any useable hole in which to place his throbbing urgent member .

That desperate fucker would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

Dennis was not fussy where he put his cock. To be quite honest , he would go for a fag burn in a fur coat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Minneapolis Burning

When cities are being burnt down by protestor, looters and street criminals while law enforcement is helpless to stop it.

We are going to have another Minneapolis Burning over this recent officer involved shooting with a teen.

by jondich July 30, 2022

Burn

the nicest way of telling someone to kill themself

Person 1: bro your so bad at cod omfg.
Person 2: Burn

by Burnburnburnburnburn November 9, 2021

burn barrel

1. A place where redneck folk congregate to join each other in the events of drunk fighting, doing hard drugs, attempted murder, and sexual intercourse with about anything that walks.

2. Slang word that is making fun of the redneck folk.

1. Hey brother were you up at burn barrel this weekend?
2. Lets go do some burn barrel type shit this weekend.

by For December 6, 2018

Farts Degree Burn

Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.

This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.

by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012

Roof Burn

When you all day a girl on the roof of an apartment building until her skin gets burnt.

Hey guys, look at the roof burn steven gave me. Ouchies.

by Senor Toilet October 18, 2008