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Vintage Troll

An old person who is trying to keep up with social media, is lonely and misses the interaction with people, so he trolls all day in comments and rambles hoping someone will give them the time of the day!
Gio Gia: ... but my social security number is 3 and I sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
MC: Poor guy, he's just a vintage troll who hasn't had sex since Eisenhower
by Moroccan Celebrities April 22, 2016
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troll

a troll is a mythical creature that is big rude, mean/ an annoying and rude person
bro that guy's a troll!/

child: MUM CAN YOU READ ME A BOOK?
mother: which one?
child: the one about the troll please!
by queenie123456789 October 12, 2021
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Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.
Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.
by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019
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Pump Troll

A short, young female who enjoys sex in every way possible.
That little pump troll took it in all three holes and begged for more.
by Matthew J of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009
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Troll

Someone who responds to a close friend with a funny or attempting to be funny comment. The response is generally funny and not perceived as an attack.
Him: how was work? Good sales?
Her: medical sales were good, sex sales not so much
Him: you’re a troll 😂
by Acornisacorn January 18, 2022
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trolled

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victim: - .... . -.-- / ... . . / -- .
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victim 3: trolled
victim 2:_̴̡̤̺͉̖̖͙͓̲̹̊̀̈́̇̐̚͘͜͜_̵͉͛͆̎̀͛̈̓͑͒͒̒̽̑͝͝͝_ ̛̹͔̖̹͋̄̀̽͑̈́̄͗̉̉̍̕͠͝_̵̡̻̹̐̐̽̐̿̽̿͋̀̃̒͒͘͝_ ̮̙͕̠̤̖̾̀̀_̶͚̾̆̀̏͂̆͠_̵̣̱̘̣̥͆͐̿̓͘_̵͓͔͓̭̺͈̿̏͋̍͌̿̊͜͝_ ̢̢̼̹̗̙̗̰̈͝ͅͅ_ ͉͍̦̥̞͇͌̿̈́̍͘_̴̖͔͕̏̽͒̓̿̐̈̓_ ̧̢̛̤͚̥̯̮͈̞̣͉̫̀̓͊̔͒͛̒͊̕͜͜͝_ ̛̲͑̓͊̄̉̋̓͗́̈͋͛͝͠_̶̡͇̟͉̩͍̖͖̞̑͛͆̅̈̍͊́̀͆͗̌̆͘͝_̴̛̣̅̔̓̒̈́̑͛̊̋͒̐̈́͑̚_̴̢̧̛̛̭͈͇͕̪͔͚̮͙̙̳̀̀͌̂̋̅͗̓͊̐͐̀̓̀̕͜_ ̡̜̤̣̙͛̿̀̿͑͘̚͝͝_ ̧̨̧͙̯̤̠͓̪̖̼̻͉̣̣͇̮͊͝_̵̡̰̬̟͇̪̥̱̙͈͎͎͍͚̜̗̿̀̋͗̿͝_ ̧̨̞͍̩͔̜̤̻̻͉̠͇̂͜_̴̢̮͚̣̠̗͍̞̬̝̳̆͂̔̀̀̿͒̒̅̚͜ͅ_̶̢̱͉͚̗̻̳̲̖̼͔͓͈͉̀̈͜͝_̶̨̨̧̫̩̘̰̘̙̭̝̽̆̍̓̉͛͜͜͜͝_ ̛̥̫̲̗̩̅̑́̍̅̄̔͒̀̇̌̓̚_̵̨̢̯͚̯̬̫̻͎͉̭̹̻̲̾
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Occulist Troll

Occultist troll, also occult troll, esoteric troll or spiritual troll, is an internet slang used to refer to someone who is or claim to be occultist, esoteric or spiritual but the one only start flame wars in the spiritual, esoteric or occultist communities such as upset people on those communities on internet. Occulist trolls are also really common on social media and usually change their beliefs all the time only to upset people on internet or to start flame wars on internet.
"There are a lot of occultist trolls in literally all occultist and esoteric communities on internet, it looks like be an occultist troll is a common thing on internet."

"Occulist trolls are a big problem in those communities on internet, we need to change and improve the occultist, spiritual and esoteric communities, such as counter atheist occultism, because atheist occultism and occultist trolls are one of the two main problems inside those communities."
by Full Monteirism March 17, 2021
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