the term for a radical left snowflake invader in the tabletop role-playing game space. The polar opposite of a grognard. The blue-haired nose-ringed pseudo-geeks who invaded D&D and started complaining about the word 'race' as applied to elves, dwarves, etc. They came into the fantasy gaming space and started claiming all sorts of goofy crap, saying drow and orcs were 'black-coded,' inadvertently showcasing their own weird racism. They're the reason the 2024 Dungeon Master's Guide has a whole section on triggers and safety tools. It is due to their influence that we now have D&D characters that exist as transvestites in wheelchairs in a fantasy setting where they could become able-bodied biological women with like... two spells. Wild narcissism.
We left the game room at the convention after some Glitter Troll came in and sarted sperging out because our homebrew character sheets didn't have a place for pronouns. Thankfully, Sarah saved the day by ordering pizza and inviting us all to play in her room.
by Loupvapeur November 24, 2024
Get the Glitter Trollmug. 1. Acting serious (usually on forums) to get a response that will invoke laughter
2. Being a Jerk on the web
3. being a stupid sack of ****.
2. Being a Jerk on the web
3. being a stupid sack of ****.
1. that troll just made the intternet geeks look stupid
2. That troll should be banned
3. That troll should just stop posting here. Its annyoing
2. That troll should be banned
3. That troll should just stop posting here. Its annyoing
by LANDYACTZ4THEWIN November 17, 2011
Get the Trollmug. 
One who tries to shame or discredit by feigning offense on behalf of groups to which they don’t belong. Critically, a concern troll never contributes anything to improve matters. The criticism is the point, not righting the wrong.
Concern Troll: “You didn’t put alt text on your image! You’re just another ableist pig who hates the unsighted community!”
OP: “I’m sorry. What alt text would be helpful to a blind person?”
Concern Troll: “How should I know? Do you see ‘free accessibility training’ in my profile? Educate yourself on your own time!”
OP: “I’m sorry. What alt text would be helpful to a blind person?”
Concern Troll: “How should I know? Do you see ‘free accessibility training’ in my profile? Educate yourself on your own time!”
by Rootybeggar April 23, 2025
Get the Concern trollmug. Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.
I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!
by Zozothecat July 22, 2021
Get the Painted troll fatmug. In the same way that an Internet Troll takes pleasure in causing drama and chaos, the Internet Half-Troll takes pleasure in countering everything that the troll posts in a way that brings about laughter and harmony by making the troll look foolish This often cuts off the troll's lulz that it requires for sustenance and forces the troll out through attrition, thus causing the troll to seek its lulz in a place that isn't under the surveillance of half-trolls.
Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.
According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.
According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Timmy: "Look what I drew with my new pencil set! Isn't it cool? :P"
Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::
Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!
Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!
Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::
Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!
Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!
Internet Troll Connection Lost, Disconnected
by BluntSageChroniclese June 18, 2023
Get the Internet Half-Trollmug. A woman with a cute, attractive face, who covers her un-attractive body body with large amounts of clothing. Only appears during cold, winter months.
That girl's got a cute face, great smile, but I'm not gonna see what that snow-troll is hiding under all that padding.
by Cowlesds September 3, 2022
Get the Snow-Trollmug.