dutch lap

It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.

Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.

by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017

Dutch

A guy who loves dia

Dutch

by Dkdia February 16, 2018

dutch trooper

When a girl is giving you head under the covers and farts but doesn't stop, effectively dutch ovening herself and being a trooper about it.

Dude she was such a dutch trooper, she wasn't feeling well and kept going and even contained the stench.

by Iboji December 11, 2017

Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019

dutch egg

A vagina appliance.

Chris, I totally saw you stuff that Dutch Egg in Ziggy, you scoundrel!

by Shabba dabba doo August 10, 2017

Hot Dutch Boy

Shitting your pants and locking the windows. Or otherwise trapping someone under the covers.

"Get ready for the Hot Dutch Boy fellas!" As he locks the windows up.

by Knightvladimier August 31, 2021

Dutch barn

A lively party

This party is going to be a Dutch barn!

by Juavez P. August 16, 2018