Hot hamburger sandwich

A piece of white bread that someone shits and then pisses on.

I was tired of my roommate eating all of my food so I left him a hot hamburger sandwich in the fridge.

by Notevenclosetoarealname October 24, 2023

post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.

by dumbledarren March 9, 2011

Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.

Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great

by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009

Gas station sandwich

Noun, sex act. When out of desperation two men share an encounter with a drug addicted prostitute inside a gas station restroom.

After striking out at the club all night, Craig and Max decided to cut their losses and swing by Circle K for a gas station sandwich, before going home to their wives.

by Studmaster Nate June 5, 2022

chicken sandwich on a tuesday

Idk eat a chicken sandwich

Chicken sandwich on a Tuesday
Yes

by 278382629-72 March 24, 2022

Ice cream sandwich

Delicious treat made of ice cream put in between wafers and thrown at a random person

Me: throws ice cream sandwich at Uber driver
Uber driver: ah fuck I can’t believe you done this

by Reetthefrog April 11, 2019

Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.

"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"

by theDunson January 24, 2019