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Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.
Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!
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Purple

“You’re such a silly billy! You two are so purple when you’re around each other.”

“Do you have ADHD?”
“I don’t think so. I’m just really purple.”
by CoolerAndCoolest March 26, 2024
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purple

The feeling pre-pebuscent 13 year old nerds would use to describe when they watch how i met your mother on cable tv, and watch free erotica on this site.
Person 1: BRO, you know Julie?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She shouted at me for stalking her and called me a creep.
Person 2: B-R-O! She knows your name?
Person 1: Feeling hella purple bro!
Person 2: Alright, I'll leave you alone.
by ShutUpBob August 8, 2019
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Purple Salamander

It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.
Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!

Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?

Joe: As a matter of fact yes!
by Billhaha September 9, 2012
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Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)
"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."
by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017
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purple heart killshot

When smack talk is taking place amongst veterans and a former service member silences the back-and-forth by asking the antagonists how many medals they have? This will leave the antagonistic veteran completely silence as they just took a "Purple Heart Killshot" to the head.

Individual asking the question must have been awarded a Purple Heart or higher.
Uncle Colin was shit talking as usual, then out of no where, Ben hit him with the ol' Purple Heart Killshot. First time I've seen my Uncle shutdown like that.
by Fat C April 18, 2022
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Purple Rain

We are meth cookers and our neighbors seem to be catching on, it might be time to take them out.
I think it's time to Purple Rain these bi***s.
by notcm February 10, 2022
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