purple yeti

when you put your dick in the freezer for an extended period of time, and proceed with sexual activity

Bro i fucked her with that purple yeti

by Zaye May 18, 2018

purple dog

Someone who often acts as an idiot.

Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.

by Lolimboi May 24, 2018

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.

Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

by Purple is my favorite color April 22, 2018

Purple turtleneck

When your girl grabbed your dick skin and snaps it and it turns purple.

“Ahh bitch now I gotta purple turtleneck on my dick, stupid hoe.”

by Loud_Mustache December 31, 2017

purple saints

A less known gang named The Saints which represent the color dark purple/midnight purple. They are mostly known for usually being hispanic or black. As well as for cruel actions and gore.

Did you see the purple saints walk by !! It looks like they just came for a shootout!

by The Purple Saint September 12, 2017