Purple Karlsson

When whilst using performance enhancers one's penis is sat upon until numb before participating in any sexual activity

Man, that Judy gives a mean Purple Karlsson

by SpanglyCharly April 2, 2022

one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016

purple suburban

A sex act involving a goblin, typically involving lots of teasing. Must be inside a car for it to be accurate.

Wow that is one hot goblin. I hope she gives me a purple suburban later.

by CKing89 July 7, 2020

Purple Dickle

Its like a purple nurple but on your dick

If you don't quite that im going to purple dickle you!

by ChefBoiii March 16, 2022

King purple

Someone who is a little snake, they will steal your waifu-gacha rolls and ruin your 727 Kakara

Example 1
Joy: $wa
Mudae: Erina nakiri
reactions : Mudae, King purple
No way you just stole that! Your such a king purple

Example 2
$k
Mudae: 727 kakara
Purple: $givek @Joy1k 1
Joy: Your such a King purple

by Egnld June 22, 2021

Purple Passion Punch

Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.

Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.

Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.

Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.

Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.

by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015

purple piece of aluminum foil

A really cool and hot person, typically the girlfriend of a hot guy

“Woah that girl is totally a purple piece of aluminum foil!”

by eggyo December 4, 2022