The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012

burning perfect

The desire to be perfect but not having the ability too

Im trying to be burning perfect

by glowing December 12, 2013

Catch perfect

To get the card you need to win. To complete the set of five in poker. Catch perfect.

"Guess what. I got the eight of spades, i win!"
"Damn, what a catch perfect."

by Jean Albæk January 26, 2017

Turd Perfect

As good as things can get for a piece of shit

Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect

by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017

the perfect rodeo

This is a combination of The Perfect Stranger and The Rodeo. Start banging the girl doggy style, then swap out with your buddy, run outside, and when he sees you he calls out her sister’s name to hold on, then you wave at her from outside the window.

Dude, do you want to pull a The Perfect Rodeo on this chick?

by Superjay76 October 26, 2017

the_perfect_drug

Need pay for my 6 meals a day :
www.patreon.com/jackistoofat

the_perfect_drug aka jack thinks walking once a day is a special accomplishment

by AtoK June 8, 2018

being perfect to someone

Is accepting them for who they are. And not judging them for there flaws. Them being your dream boy/girl

That person is being perfect to someone

by Dgccbjkncdsy February 10, 2019