Troll

A group of males aged approximately 15-25. Trolls are characterized by making tasteless and crass jokes/comments online for the purpose of getting a cheap laugh from whichever of their troll friends happen to be looking over their shoulder at the computer at the time. Trolls are a rare species, as they lack the abilities most other males have to mate, such as testicles and the ability to connect with someone on an emotional level. However, trolls reproduce by infecting other males ages 15-25. If exposed to a troll, take emergency action to prevent the spread of troll-ness onto yourself and whomever you happen to be around.

"Tony is such a troll, he posted a link to gay-repairitive therapy on the facebook of Mike, the kid at our school who killed himself after coming out of the closet."

" Have you been tested at a fertility clinic yet?"
"Yes, but I'm fertile....It's been three months and I'm still not pregnant, maybe Nick is a troll...."

"Pete is such a troll, man...he started acting like a douche all over my FB status about my dead girlfriend"
"I would kick him in the balls for you, but you know trolls....he doesn't have any"

by appledeap September 5, 2011

Troll

Someone who likes to cause chaos for their own entertainment. The more attention you give them the more they'll try because this is their intention.

Jesse: Ayo MR WHITE
WW: What jesse?!
Jesse: Look at these dumbasses not knowing the definition of a troll
WW: Ahahah, look at you dumbass, you don't even know the definition of a troll.
Jesse: Okay Mr white we need to cook meth!

by Hoodini999 October 5, 2022

troll

a short man in his early 20s; most likely a partier and/or druggie; most likely a little weird-looking

I saw a troll at a party last night and almost ran him over; they should wear heels.

by TFB14 January 27, 2015

star-nose trolled

The prank of cutting off your friend's nose while he's sleeping, in order to resemble a star-nosed mole.

Faggot 1: Dude! Was I just star-nose trolled?

Faggot 2: IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!

by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017

Troll

Someone who deliberately gives someone else the opposite of what they want. What do people want? Something pleasant like a compliment for their looks.
So a troll gives you an insult.

"DJ Trump is a troll, just listen to him when he addresses the media, CNN is LNN (Lying News Network), ABC, etc. he gives the reporters answers that are not filtered, not polished, not polite nor pleasant, which is what they want, they want you to filter and polish your words to make them palatable.

by AmXtra June 14, 2024

Troll

X360 Leon

X360 Leon is a troll because he creates many threads a day on the Call Of Duty World At War forum. In one day he created three threads.

by DC Josh April 25, 2009

Internet Troll

The internet troll is a sub-human creature who is usually a sociopath. The Internet Troll, or “Troll”, has only one purpose in their life online and that is to spite, anger or sadden anyone who walks the plane of the internet. They also commonly in the earlier 2010’s have been seen toppling any structured art, community or entity on the internet by destroying it using their vast numbers. They have no loyalty, no allegiance and no agenda. Sometimes they can be seen organizing attacks, frequently on the website 4chan on the message board /b/. It goes without saying that trolls are usually racist and sexist as that provokes more reactions.

Jim: “Damn did you see Amber Heard’s comment section”
Sean: “No she disabled it”
Jim: “yeah it was full of Internet trolls attacking her”
Sean: “Stop licking my forehead Jim”
Jim: “I’m sorry”

by Danny Despacito May 1, 2020