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smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 1, 2017
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Smoke a Jacob

In parody to smoking a cigarette, where once you're hooked, you can't stop listening to Jacob Collier's music. Other music begins to feel inferior, and you can't help but be consumed by the rabbit hole of smoking Jacobs daily.
Jacob is like Nicotine, only there are no repercussions to Smoke a Jacob.
by SketchTurner_16 April 15, 2021
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north dakota smoke signal

When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.
Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.
by jandro22 February 12, 2017
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Smoking Math

The process of substance abusing the subject of math.

The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.
In highschool there were a lot of dealers for smoking math
by Kidinadinosuit September 22, 2022
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Smoke Dragon

A smoke dragon is when you are smoking a drug (mainly speed aka sparkle) and you are blowing it out your nose and continuing to hit it at the same time.

You can become the ultimate smoke dragon.

Not to mention gives you the ultimate High .

Warning : do not practice this on friends or Acquaintances bubbles or sparkle ... this may anger them . Maybe gently share the idea with them first allowing them to master the smoke dragon too.
Alexis: Wanna see a freakin smoke dragon ?

Melissa: a smoke dragon? Sure, your gonna do it regardless what I say, haha.

Alexis: *smoke dragon in the making*

WOOAAAA, you see that mf smoke dragon !
by EyeCandy23 June 10, 2022
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smoking on twizzy

"we smoking on twiiizzzzzyyyy"- wise man
we smoking on twizzy............. dum bird
by kyle richh January 17, 2024
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Smoke

To let someone "cook” means to let someone do their thing. It's another way of saying “Give them some space, they're on to something.”

But, to smoke is a slower, gradual build-up to the eventual yet impressive final product - low heat, long hours.

Cooking is shorter with quicker results, while smoking is longer with a result that just as satisfying. Smoking requires more patience from the audience than cooking.
Example 1

Person A: I don't get it, when will this get good? Nothing's happening yet!

Person B: Nah... she's smoking, give her a sec.

Example 2

Person Y: He smoked that shit! Shouldn't have underestimated him.

Person Z: Trueee
by BloodMargera December 5, 2023
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