man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...

Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.

by Write Joeson July 5, 2014

Man Meal

A healthy dose of spem.

oh man! that guy really filled me with some man meal!
I really pumped her full of man meal!

by snow_nuts11 September 24, 2014

muffless man

Man who gets no muff

Derek gets no muff thusly he is the muffless man.

Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.

by olleitiv December 20, 2013

man movie

Superhero or comic book flick, can also be used in its hyphenated form ("-Man movie").

Jeff loves him some man movies.

by Big Jaj Attack March 28, 2015

Grammar Man

Someone who corrects another persons grammar but then turns around and messes up themselves.

(Guy 1): Man this is so fun.
(Guy 2): So much fun you mean, you am welcome.
(Guy 1): Thanks Grammar Man.

by xStunnah September 13, 2016

man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016

man utter

The penis when it is hanging from the body of a person on all fours.

He got on all fours and she milked his man utter.

by Bamzamma December 16, 2016