tail lights

- Ass, rear end.
- Rear lights on a car.

Steve has a great set of tail lights!

Hey buddy, your left tail light is out.

by Maggie January 6, 2004

idiot lights

A derisive term for warning lights in a car dashboard or any similar arrangement in a vehicle's cockpit. So called because they light up when the operator is being an idiot and letting something go wrong.

Check Engine, Oil Pressure, Battery...all idiot lights that won't switch off. I need a new car.

by Airrider October 10, 2009

check the lights

Look at the boobies.

Check the lights on that chick. She got her high-beams on. Boioioioing!!

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

diming the lights

A technique used by ageing prostitutes to try to hide their age and lure in clients.

Involves diming the lights and sitting further back from the window so the wrinkles aren't so noticeable.

Customer: "You fuckin' wornout hag-whore! You duped me into coming in by diming the lights. I know that rotten, old bitchmeat's trick.

by oldwhore September 30, 2007

purple led lights

swag. purple led lights mean the person using them is one of the best people in the universe. or theyre bi. like thats it. its that simple.

aven really likes those purple led lights. i think you know what that means

by uzidgaf February 19, 2021

Doing yoga with the lights off

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.

Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?

by Noro Machine August 11, 2010

Northern Lights

The name of the night club on all the ships belonging to Holland America.

Hey lets go to Northern Lights, there's nothing else to do around here right now.

by gryphon84 August 18, 2009