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Kyle

Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.

Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.

But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
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kyle cotnam

Friend 1: Kyle cotnam is my goalie

Friend 2: oh shit
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Kyle

A goofy ass, chin strap growin mothafucka. Kyle is a mf you at and think damn you don’t belong here. Kyle can’t get a damn bitch one so he resorts to third wheeling with every couple he can. Kyle is a man that ask the same question someone else asked 1 min ago.
I ain’t going if that man Kyle is going.
by RonaldReagansTaint March 21, 2023
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Kyle

Kyle's are gay and will do anything for Jayden or money he also is know for taking necks. There are ugly asf and they think that could pull.
Kyle kiss dude for money
by Jjjghyg November 21, 2023
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Kyle

Kyle is the impsoter
by Jinx is santa November 6, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle a guy who likes to talk to multiple girls at once, he usually goes for girls his age but he doesn’t mind once he finds a girl he dirty talks them untell they are uncomfortable or they block him, Kyle is very persistent but still very sexy and irresistible, Kyle’s usually workout a lot and look like they take steroids, if you know a Kyle they usually can’t pull a cone and talk a fuck ton of shit abt people who can
Girl 1: ew, is that Kyle?
Girl 2: RUN! He’s in a white van!
by Kylesdaddy69 ;) October 15, 2021
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Kyle

fucking dick, egotistical, snaggle tooth, monkey, big ears and all!!!!!!!!! inadequate dick game. liar.
by bdog300000 February 18, 2022
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