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National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
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wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody
by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023
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kick a dick day

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”
by aaayayay January 31, 2023
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Teenage Kicks

Are teenage dreams so hard to beat?
Everytime she walks down the street
Another girl in the neighbourhood
Wish she was mine, she looks so good
I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night
I'm gonna call her on the telephone
Have her over 'cause I'm all alone
I need excitement oh I need it bad
And it's the best, I've ever had
I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night, all right
Are teenage dreams so hard to beat?
Everytime she walks down the street
Another girl in the neighbourhood
Wish she was mine, she looks so good
I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night
I'm gonna call her on the telephone
Have her over 'cause I'm all alone
I need excitement oh I need it bad
And it's the best, I've ever had
I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night, all right
I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night, all right
by Death Menace February 14, 2023
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Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome

Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People sounds like an upbeat song, but upon further examination, it is about a school shooting. Any song that has a happy tune, but dark lyrics has Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome.
by SB757 December 23, 2023
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kick off

by anonymous December 26, 2023
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On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!
by tallpeopleareverycool January 4, 2024
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