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goat kisses

Where a two people make out while they have warm milk in their mouths. If one person spills the other spits the remaing milk in their partners face.
While Jane and Ralf were drinking warm milk they started goat kisses, Jane won and spit all over Ralfs face.
by G@ry March 3, 2008
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The First Kiss

Something a girl never forgets.

The first action of interest in young couples. Besides commonality's, communication, laughter and similarity's!

Cousin Lav: So, did you?

Cousin: Lek: Did I what?

Cousin Lav: You know what I'm talking about! We just broke curfew, got in hot water, blesed out and nanna's gonna kick our ass. So, did you?
Cousin Lek: You mean play ring around the rosie?

Cousin Lav: *Slap* Smack *Pop* *bam*. I will throttle you, Lek!!! Give up the details!

Cousin Lek: ALRIGHT Already, YES!!! He kissed me. We Kissed! It was the most amazing first kiss of my life. We all fall down should have been echoing threw my mind!

Cousin Lav: Do you know why that sucks for you!
Cousin Lek: We leave tomarow!
Cousin Lav: Hun, you can always write!
Cousin Lek: My life just took a turn to suckville. Nobody will ever match that ashole!

Cousin Lav: It's okay! This is just your first. It shurly won't be your last! The First Kiss will always be your most memorable though ;D
Cousin Lek: *Slap*, Throw*, Bam*...*(suplex hold)**figure four lock* SMELL IT, SMELL IT.....!!!!

Cousin Lav: OH SHIT! THE CRAZY BITCH WENT ROUGE ON ME!!! SILENT BUT VIOLENT ISN"T JUST A FART!!! SHE"S GONNA KICK THAT ASS! RUN GUYS RUN!!! YOU SPAMMED HER CLAM!!! RUN FUKERS RUN!!!
by ThankYouForBeingMyFirst July 14, 2012
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Kiss of Death

When a gay man throws just enough shade that you can't tell if he's being nice or cruel, yet you can't deny what he says is true and you can't fight back.
Guy #1: Why does Maria have that look of shock on her face?
Guy #2: I gave her the Kiss of Death.

Guy #1: How?
Guy #2: I told her that dressed looked great the first time she wore it this week.
Guy #1: *Mouth Pop*...Kiss of Death, indeed.
by Bibliophile88 June 2, 2016
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Chef's Kiss

The small droplets of oil that appear in and around the edge of a meal. This is a result of the oil separating from the other ingredients whilst remaining to enhance the dish with it's infused flavour. This is most prominent in moist dishes such as a curry or a bolognese.
"I can tell this is a good curry, you can see the chefs kiss"

"phwoarr every dish here has a chef's kiss, they've basically snogged it"
by PlokGB February 14, 2020
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Moroccan Kiss

Means of kissing: when one party excretes into the other's mouth, and then proceeds to blend the fecal matter with his/her tongue.
Billy: Hey, what did you and Chaniqua get up to last night?
Ralph: Oh, I gave her a Moroccan Kiss. She fucking loved it.
by Bobeisha March 23, 2008
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Colgate Kiss

When you kiss someone on the Colgate Unoiversity Campus, it usually leads to much more than a kiss, but eventually ends with a kiss.
How was your Colgate Kiss last night?
by Jamison Wallace February 12, 2006
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kiss and run

Stall to Niamh's gaff, get some and then leg it
When your out on a run and you wouldn't mind a bit of kiss and run from yer one
by Johno Byrne May 28, 2008
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