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kevin

kevin is a hippo wit da extra chromy!
kevin: dad i got the male prostitution job!
dad: this is why i shouldn't have pushed ur mother down the stairs.
by gabby is so cool omg February 13, 2022
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Kevin

A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.
Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".

Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"
by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022
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On Kevin

On Kevin is a saying used when your telling the truth bc Kevin is someone dear to us and we can not lie on his name
On Kevin I ain't do that

Bro fr on Kevin
by tj06brown November 12, 2023
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Kevin

Kevin is the male version of a “Karen”. They typically live in suburban neighhoods, wear socks with sandals, President of your HOA and or school district. Complains about and calls the cops on anyone that he thinks is suspicious. Even if it’s his next door neighbor or the kid that lives down the street, Kevin will be feel threatened and will call the cops anyway.

Don’t be a KEVIN!
This neighborhood sucks because of all of the Kevins & Karens that live hear.

Dad, Don’t be a KEVIN!
by DontBeAKevin June 16, 2022
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kevin

the name of a person who 1. is a bit of a meme lord, 2. is a biiig liverpool fan, 3. dabs way to much 4. is a good friend
Kevin screamed at the tv yesterday as he watched the liverpool match against manchester united
by mayarod February 19, 2017
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Kevin Tsakuhhin

idk what i supposed to type in here lol
hi kevin tsakuhhin
by kevinismyfavirote May 27, 2024
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Kevining It

What it's called when someone is participating in predator/pedophile activities specifically involving the religion "Kevinism"
Joseph: Yo dude did you hear that John started kevining it?
Carl: What the hell I never thought he'd do that he has kids!
by TheNogg October 14, 2025
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