work doctor

Someone who says, thinks, or believes 'work' is the cure

"I'm not feeling well today"
"Just come/go to work and you'll feel better"
"What are you? The work doctor?"

by Dog-lover22 February 6, 2017

detective work

a less intense way of saying "stalking" lol

Person 1: hey, i saw your follow request yesterday! btw how did you find my instagram 🤔
Person 2: it was for uh detective work

by hisokas.corset January 10, 2021

Why does it only work for men?

Fat cocks? Women need to get tossed into the fat cock blender or it's patriarchy? Ok.

Hym "Why does it only work for men? Because there aren't enough fat cocks to go around. So it gets the not fat-cocks. But is it were to work for women, what would it look like? They fuck all of the fat cocks and then get free money from the men they didn't fuck. That's how women want dating to be. Everyone around you pays you to get shlonged by fat cocks. It's pornstar without the stigma."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2025

Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.

Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.

by other monkey December 26, 2020

Work Pizza

Delivery or carryout from the Domino's pizza chain.

So-called because the company offers special deals for corporate accounts; consequently, it has become the go-to pizzeria for office parties.

"Anyplace but Domino's. This ain't the office, I don't want no work pizza."

by Colonel_Panic November 12, 2023

consequential work

Work that is discovered while original work is in progress and immediately takes priority over your original intent. Consequential work involves significantly more effort/time/resources than the original work required.

So I was painting the kitchen, when a chunk of the wall comes right off in my hand because hornets had built a nest and chewed right through the drywall. Luckily, the hornets weren't home, but I'm gonna have to get rid of the nest and patch the drywall before I can finish painting. Nothin' like consequential work, damn it!

by Wolfeadr December 31, 2016

Sending jerry to work

Something ominous

"Oh yeah he was sending Jerry to work" said Joey
"Who's jerry" asked Jake
"You'll never know" responded Joey

by glfoster16 November 5, 2020