Irishman's Exit

To leave unexpectedly and candidly; To suddenly exit the premises with no warning or notification; typically while extremely intoxicated, so much that one cannot usually communicate the fact that one is deciding to leave.

"What happened to Fitzy last night?"
"Oh... He pulled the worst Irishman's exit I've ever seen. I was talking to him one minute, the next minute he's gone."

"Did Sully drive us home last night?"
"No. I have no idea where Sully went last night"
--Sully pulled an Irishman's Exit and called a cab by himself to an alternate bar, not remembering any of it.--

by Brian Peters December 23, 2007

sober irishman

A www.songfight.org contender. He spans all styles, including Irish, jazz, hip hop, punk, and more.

Go check out The Sober Irishman at www.songfight.org, and if you like him, vote for him!

The Sober Irishman needs to win a fight!

by tychojim January 12, 2004

Iris

An incredibly stupid blonde who doesn't know how to unlock her car on the driver side because she turned the key the wrong way the first time and couldn’t figure it out until explained to her. She also couldn't find the Hulk when he was on a silly piece of candy wrapper and was often referred to as a potato.

"Did you see Iris?"
"Yeah she was looking for the Hulk!"
"Oh, she does know it was on a candy wrapper right?"

by Oh Frack! August 16, 2011

Irished

Off to a great start, but then to fizzle out.

"That was a great night, last night" said Dave "But I irished it and done a legger"

by preytec2 January 5, 2017

Irishi

Derivative of the word “Irish” used by husbands who think they can one up their wife by posting it on urban dictionary

I think I’m cool and all, but not as cool as my Irishi wife.

by Alicia Thomas - jethomas' wife August 10, 2006

idishit

idiot/shit combined usually used as a compliment. You may use this compliment when driving and you come across someone who has sexually assulted you.

My brother shouted "idishit" when he saw a naked boy while driving.

by Kelsey Smith April 29, 2006

Iris

A big large chunky whale who loves food to much but not as much as kpop. She needs to get out of the house and find friends.

Wow that ugly behemoth over there is an iris

by Fluffy clouds are gross October 28, 2018