An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
Get the Dutch Oyster mug.An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
Get the Dutch Oyster mug.The “Dutch Bungle” is a tenacious act one performs whilst participating in cunnilingus. The “Dutch Bungle” takes place as the bottom participant is face down ass up and the rear standing participant takes a damp stroopwafel and lays it betwixt the ass cheeks right above the rectum. The rear standing participant then ejaculates on the pastry, then using his penis, he stuffs it in the other individual creating a sort of cheese danish.
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Get the Dutch Gas Chamber mug.When you stand at the front end of your significant other's bed, lift the bedsheets and fart under the sheets. Then, you grab the bedsheets and waft the fart up to your significant other's face.
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Get the Dutch Air Fryer mug.Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.
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Get the dutch ninja mug.A consistently negative phenomenon that occurs when Dutch—either a person known as Dutch or someone associated with the nickname—watches a sports game that their friends or family are emotionally invested in. Once Dutch tunes in, the favored team almost always loses. In extreme cases, a star player suffers a serious or season-ending injury. The Dutch Effect has become synonymous with jinxing crucial moments in sports.
Dutch’s family is rooting hard for the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the 2025 NBA Finals. After staying away the entire series, Dutch decides to watch. The result? The Pacers lose in heartbreaking fashion, and Tyrese Haliburton sustains a major injury that sidelines him for the entire next season. That’s the Dutch Effect in full force.
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