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goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law
by King mammal August 31, 2018
mugGet the goat's lawmug.

Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.
"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"
by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017
mugGet the Goat Burritomug.

goated

kitty: *plays ukulele goatedly*
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!
by anonymous January 9, 2022
mugGet the goatedmug.

Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
mugGet the Fair as a goat’s assmug.

Goat

ME
by FurryFucker445 August 10, 2023
mugGet the Goatmug.

goat of frag

davis arnold (upset on fort)
jackmase yaint even frag bruh yaint the goat of frag like me bruh
by supyoheyhi January 10, 2021
mugGet the goat of fragmug.

GOAT

llisten to da goat
by Lil Khii December 28, 2020
mugGet the GOATmug.

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