Then i'll eat my hat

Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.

If Huckabee becomes president then I'll eat my hat!

by I'mAnonymous February 5, 2008

Do not eat my dick

Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.

Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes.

Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.

by pookypooky January 16, 2009

Eats His Banana Sideways

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.

"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.

by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005

Go eat a hole!

What you say when someone insults you jokingly or comes up with a sassy comeback. Cross between "I'ma eat you..." and "Go dig a hole..."

MARIA: You realize you did the whole project wrong...
KELLY: Go eat a hole!

by World Word Master January 13, 2009

Ride fast eat ass

when you ride fast on your bicycle to your side chicks house and just nom nom nom on dat ass

kevin: bro where you at

chad: im bout to go to go ride fast eat ass
kevin: ooh you go bro

by coochiecloutlord November 23, 2018

cat eating the cake

When a woman masterbates with her partners stiff turd.

Kim enjoyed a long 15 minute session of cat eating the cake with Jeffrey's long stiff corn fill stick.

by St augustine wife swap September 3, 2017

Eat my bullets

Gamer term for "I shot that guy with so many bullets and he's still alive!" Quite rage inducing for the hardcore gamer

EAT MY BULLETS! I SHOT HIM WITH 13 BULLETS!!!

by Purple8InchCock88812 January 26, 2017