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To Dutch someone up

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.

Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
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dutch pride

When a blonde man says "if ya ain't Dutch ya ain't much"
Dutch pride was vibrant in the pastry contest
by Portuguese are the bees knees November 26, 2016
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dutch vegan

a guy that eats a bunch of stroopwafels covered in canadian bacon
That guy doesn't love animals, he's a total dutch vegan
by doland January 12, 2017
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dutch trooper

When a girl is giving you head under the covers and farts but doesn't stop, effectively dutch ovening herself and being a trooper about it.
Dude she was such a dutch trooper, she wasn't feeling well and kept going and even contained the stench.
by Iboji December 11, 2017
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dutch walk

how the dutch used to walk through New York City on their way back home from church when it was called new Amsterdam
dutch walked through the village last night and got my pockets drained at mcsorley's
by yosoyboy May 24, 2025
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Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019
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Dutch

A seriously large poo that needs to be removed. It’s very hot and smelly on exit and requires an immediate flush.
Dude I did a massive Dutch and blocked the toilet…..
by CraneFlYi December 17, 2023
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