dick cold

Chlamydia

Man we totally shouldn't have fucked that girl. I've had a dick cold for weeks

by Swampninja08 March 10, 2016

Cold Pee

Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.

Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1

Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.

by www.coldpee.com September 8, 2013

Cold Blooded Finger Snapper

When a woman uses a lizard as a dildo

Person 1: have you ever tried the Cold Blooded Finger Snapper?
Person 2: Yessss It's the best!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025

Cold Camping

When your hands are cold so you masturbate to warm them up

Jerry's hands were freezing so he went cold camping

by CH33KC14PP3R420 August 17, 2025

fake cold boy piss

The opposite of real hot girl shit

Fake all these trends and new sayings I’m doing fine with my fake cold boy piss

by Superb Marco Frog February 20, 2024

roman cold

When Ashleigh has a cold and feels like shit, and pronounces rubbish as Roman...

"I have a Roman cold", says Ashleigh!
"What's that?" I reply, to which she shouts "rubbish", " oh that's going on Urban Dictionary if it's not there"!

by Roger Spires March 25, 2023

cold butt

a person better known as:

互
jj
joelle

harry always calls joelle cold butt bc when he indirectly touched her butt from her chair it was cold.

by anonymous September 15, 2020