The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

by man of many mans December 14, 2023

Thicc boi bike club

A group of losers that ride bike around and their leader is Brendan Schwab

Oh look at the thicc boi bike club their such losers

by Dave smiley January 12, 2024

Ya better get a bike bish

Get a life/find your own way/im not doing it

-can I get a ride
Ya better get a bike bish
-can you grab that for me

Ya better get a bike bish

by Leftovapuddl June 15, 2024

Alan’s Bike Repair

Best thing in Lower Moreland, ever

Did you see how quickly Alan’s Bike Repair fixed my bike?
Yeah he did it amazingly too

by Internetrando February 17, 2026

Spin the bike round

To go to the toilet for a dump.

Raquel was touching cloth, she had to leg it to the toilet to spin the bike round.

by C00kie01 March 16, 2026

Josh and Blake

Rude

“Josh and Blake are the definition of rude”

by All The Gays In The World March 19, 2025