A person with an excuse for everything. An Ashley needs random excuses to cover up any mistakes. Nothing is ever Ashley's fault because oopsies and she loves you. An Ashley will also take blame for anything that she did not do. An Ashley is a total walking contradiction.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
"Who drank my whiskey?"
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
by Reoccurring Alternating Ash March 23, 2025
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The perfect piece to a puzzle that makes up ones life! She is the best friend any man of footwear has had and anyone would be exponentially blessed to have an Ashley Yonder in their life!
If your life is lacking in any way, then you should get your own version of an Ashley Yonder because there's only one and her heart is spoken for!
by Nonshalonster April 9, 2025
Get the Ashley Yonder mug.Ashley is one of the cutest, weirdest, and funniest person I’ve ever met. She had the ability to turn every single conversation into dirty talk. She had underdeveloped skills of typing in Chinese even though her rizz is next level, especially in Chinese. She talks unhinged and resists going to bed at 3 am even though her brain is fried. Her desire towards stitch is to the point where she wants to cosplay stitch and run around the house scaring everyone. She’s one of the people I’ve known the longest, who I still talk to; though she got grounded for months because her mom actually cares about her unlike mine. Also she easily gets rizzed because she wants it soooo bad. She wants to bend me over and spank me but I’m pulling the uno reverse tactic. She’s going to love it. She’s probably the most caring person that’ll ever live, when I’m mad at myself, she reminds me how wonderful a person I am, even though she’ll only get more rizz from me in return. She is truly a lovable person, and I am grateful to have such a wonderful friend who actually cares about me.
by theawesomenessperson May 11, 2025
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1. The state or condition of being asleep; the quality of existing in a sleep state.
2. (Figurative or poetic) A state of mental or emotional detachment, stillness, or unawareness.
1. The state or condition of being asleep; the quality of existing in a sleep state.
2. (Figurative or poetic) A state of mental or emotional detachment, stillness, or unawareness.
1. “Her face had the peaceful stillness of pure asleepness.”
2. “He drifted into a sort of asleepness, untouched by the chaos around him.”
2. “He drifted into a sort of asleepness, untouched by the chaos around him.”
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