Anal Clover

An anal clover is the luckiest damn anal hole your penis can ever poke! You'll never get a poop dick from a anal clover! Just jump in that clover field and butt fuck with any slut!

Ex.
Bro1: Yo dude you get that anal clover last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man i got lucky!

Ex.
Girl 1: Girl you're so lucky!
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 3: Girl you know why, all the boys want that anal clover you got hiding!

Ex.

Guy 1: Maaaaan my girl got the best anal clover around!!!!!!
Guy 2: Duuuude, I know!!!!
Guy 3: Ohhhh damn he tried out your girls anal clover bro!
Guy 1: Maaaan that's wrong, you need to go find your own anal clover bro!

by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 18, 2014

anal investigator

A term for a police officer who has to probe a suspects back passage/rectum.

The anal investigator gagged as the suspect shit himself.

by Le Mans tweed February 7, 2014

Anal monkey

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

ANAL RAPE

When someone is raped in the butthole.

Yesterday at the party you know that weird kid Justin, well he gave me ANAL RAPE.

by Big Jameson April 3, 2021

anal button

the button that one can push to receive anal from another

1.press here for anal!

2.she has an anal button on her necklace!

by ALLABALLAILIKEPIE January 25, 2009

Anal Swag

When a chick fucks a dude behind her boyfriend back

Are you Anal Swagging me?

by #hashbrown December 13, 2016

Anal-beardo

the small pocket of hair found in the perinium section of the genitalia.

Oh my you will have to shave your anal-beardo.

by karzee April 7, 2009