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Kyle

Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.

Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.

But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
mugGet the Kylemug.

Kyle

The man who bust threw the dry wall and smashes the monsters
Dame Kyle killed another wall
by Dope mansss June 30, 2019
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Kyle

A smart person that has good friends and sometimes is friends with the wrong people and needs help from hes good friends.
Person1: who is Kyle?
Person2: oh hes smart kind and helps perople who help him :)
by discordsmart June 14, 2021
mugGet the Kylemug.

kyle rowe

Sally- “I’m so happy that the blue team won!!”
Timmy- “The team i was rooting for were all just a bunch of darn kyle rowe’s!!!!!!!”
by ticklebutt555 June 17, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is a guy who always has a monster energy drink can in his hand and he will never leave any pussy left for anyone else
everyone: Leave some pussy for us Kyle
Kyle: fuck no bitch
by Fuck a duck 1833 June 24, 2019
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wide kyle

Someone who acts like a rather short penis with a large circumference.
Yeah let's send wide kyle on that delivery.
by CoozeyBenny August 26, 2022
mugGet the wide kylemug.

Kyle

need to buy his awesome friend joe a game by the name of stardew valley
kyle buy me that f#cking game i wanna date the pixel people
by shitheadman February 18, 2021
mugGet the Kylemug.

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