spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017

eat my salad

The action of eating ones butthole.

Come and eat my salad.

by Likdicky625 April 25, 2023

Tossed Salad

When one person uses their tongue to go to town on another's bunghole for pleasure.

Jimmy, how did you make out last night? I hear you got a nice tossed salad. Great!!! She tossed my salad for a good 18-22 minutes.

by Big Gay Jim February 16, 2023

Tossed salad

Tossed salad

Tossed salad

by December 17, 2021

Tossed Salad

Tossed Salad is cunnilingus. The labia are the salad and they are tossed with the tongue.

I went to her house for dinner and ended up having tossed salad.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Tossed salad

Also known as “The Mit Special” — the act of licking your sexual partner’s butthole.

Dude, I ate that tossed salad last night — I gave her The Mit Special.”

by Jj041418 July 26, 2020

Tossed salad

When one has been jerked off

Dude I had a tossed salad last night after the other half was finished

by Scamwell August 27, 2019