Dylan

He gets bitches like no ones business. He is short but really funny and has the best friend group

Daughter: I like this guy named Dylan

Mom: oh shi I’ve heard Dylan’s are top notch

by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022

dylan

he is the gayest human alive that u will ever meet.

"hey did u see dylan yesterday?"

"no why?"

"because he was smashing my dad"

by a not human entity December 19, 2019

Dylan

Absolute legend, pulls all the hoes and real g, must be treated with respect

Look at that Dylan, legend

by Dyllieburke November 22, 2021

Dylan

Synonym for ‘poop’

I really need to Dylan right now

My dog takes the biggest Dylan, you wouldn’t believe it

I really hate when she Dylans all over the place

by God_jdhdhsusheb November 22, 2021

Dylanitis

The sudden addiction to all things Bob Dylan

Person 1: "Jonas has been really into Bob Dylan recently"

Person 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Dylanitis

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 28, 2023

Dylan

Dylan’s a dry guy

Dylan’s won’t ask maddies out

Dylan’s a decent guy

Person 1: “Dylan you should ask maddie out on a date.”
Dylan: “no”

by Not Brooke June 23, 2023

Dylan

Someone who seems very innocent but is actually very guilty...but still fun to be around, for some...

"Dylan is being bad!"

"No, that's not true"
"Watch this video"

"Ok...maybe he is little BAD"

by dj_beans October 26, 2020