The time of the day you take to go over your spam email. Usually means you have absolutely nothing else to do, except breathe.
by piccolodaimaku July 26, 2011

by MrLix March 8, 2021

When you unplug, eactivate your social media accounts, and disappear for a three-day weekend/holiday.
During quarantine, your Screen-Breaking options are Scrabble and homemade sushi, but we're planning a group camping trip for summer Screen-Breaking.
by mysticklemom April 27, 2020

by 1x2x3x4 White Yo October 1, 2022

by Teiii November 29, 2023

Similar the heart break, but you regain the ability to breathe and function immediately after you nut. When you feel sad, just remember this saying....Nut hard, nut fast, nut first, nut last.
I had a serious case of nut-break when the girl I hung out with 5 times stopped called me back. I had to nut before I could go to work just to function. I had a case of nut break, not heart-break.
by roundeyemcgee April 13, 2021

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
