Troll (v) an action taken by Michael Manzi (n) in efforts to piss people off and confuse them. On other occasions it is to make them laugh. No one really knows.
by sofiademasi September 27, 2017
Get the Troll mug.john: i just moved here, and i can't seem to find a good gym...
bryan: there are a lot of gym here...
john: yeah, but mostly packed w/ trolls...
bryan: there are a lot of gym here...
john: yeah, but mostly packed w/ trolls...
by petergo December 15, 2012
Get the troll mug.A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.
Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.
by Abendego July 29, 2014
Get the bag troll mug.Noun: A person who looks hot with their mask on, but when they take it off you realize they are not.
Verb: When a person makes you think they were hot, but you realize they trolled you when they take their mask off.
Verb: When a person makes you think they were hot, but you realize they trolled you when they take their mask off.
I was gonna ask Susie to come home with me, but when she took her mask off, I realized she was a mask troll.
I saw this hot girl at the bar, but I realized I got mask trolled when she took off her mask.
I saw this hot girl at the bar, but I realized I got mask trolled when she took off her mask.
by Ruffdaddey1 October 18, 2020
Get the Mask Troll mug.by nyu May 24, 2012
Get the troll mug.A celebrations or festivity with friends and loved ones to gather together and watch the trolls movie among other great films.
by Flaminmemes February 26, 2024
Get the Trolls Movie mug.Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.
All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.
by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022
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