Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!

Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Russian person

A person from russia who can speak with a strong russian accent, probably they are a gopnik, but a good one, you know?

Me- Hey Sasha, how are you?

Sasha/with a strong russian accent/: aim doin greit! I hav bine working on my sitting like a tru gopnik, want to sie?

Me- wow you are a true russian person lol

by ThisPersonIsYinn February 15, 2021

Russian Twists

to have a russian thot spin on top of your head. search up helicopter porn for more info.

damn you got to do russian twists yesterday?

by joemamameifyourgay November 2, 2019

Russian pipe liner

When you defecate In a condom, tie the end and place it in the freezer until frozen. Now take frozen shit inside the condom and fuck your self with it

I did a Russian pipe liner with jacks sister last night

by LG2TrappyTiles December 7, 2023

horny russian

A russian thats horny( duh) and is the the best at sex but only with guys

My friend is a horny russian, we had sex last night

by Horny Finland October 12, 2022

cold russian

Sex act, possibly in a dream sense., where one partner feeds the other a white claw; whilst holding said white claw with nothing more than their genitals.

So you’re the girl that gave my son a Cold Russian.

by Babyshitdick June 6, 2020

Russian Roulette

1. (n) a game, played with a revolver in which a group of people pass a gun loaded with one bullet, in which they put it to their temple and shoot. the unlucky person who receives the bullet is the loser.

1. "I heard gary died lost last nights russian roulette."
"hey, he took the chance and played the game."

by Noctone April 7, 2023