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National Boyfriend Day

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.
“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him
by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021
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You are allowed to snatch a shorty and throw them into the air without their permission
Happy international shorty party day alila!
by 5'4" guy October 22, 2020
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day!

day is a lil bitchass nigga that can suck my dick
shut up you fuckin day! i hate you and your black ass monkey race
by TheRealBeretta January 4, 2024
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National grab your boyfriends dick day

May 12th. The day where all you girls grabs your boyfriends little man
by markwasowzki May 9, 2019
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National Freak Day

June 27 is national freak day. Anyone born on this day is a FREAK and always gets their freak on. 👅👅👅
(girl) "Do you see how freaky they are?"
(boy) "Yeah... they must have been born June 27. That is National Freak Day you know..."
(person born june 27) "let me slather you in baby oil."
by too much aura June 21, 2024
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Superhero day

A day to hype healthcare workers to excess.
Is the comic convention in town, or is the circus? What is with this superhero day bullshit, these healthcare workers are just people like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy
rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th
by impowster April 19, 2021
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