national garrett day

like national boyfriend day but celebrating your beautiful boyfriend garrett and holding his hand and giving him cuddles and kisses

a: hey! did you know it is national garrett day?
b:oh? no i didn’t thank you for telling me, i will celebrate it now!

by coolguykai19 August 3, 2022

National give Mary head day

Every feamale named Mary shall receive head on this day

Mary u finna get some hear national give Mary head day

by Jsjdhdjvdjx October 19, 2019

give a girl your hoodie day!

on october 23, it’s national give a girl your hoodie day! you can give it to any girl, girlfriend, crush, etc.

girl 1: i’m so excited for today!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: it’s national give a girl your hoodie day! i wonder if my crush will give me one!

by woahtherebuddyy October 22, 2020

Liam day

This is a day we’re you appreciate my beautiful freind Liam you must say you love him because he is amazing and that’s why he gets a day (this is a threat)

I love Liam day because it revolves around Liam

by Fiona moss September 4, 2021

National tiddy pic day

April 11th is national tiddy pic day. On national tiddy pic day whoever you show this to has gotta send you a tiddy pic.

I show Jackie a screenshot of the definition NATIONAL TIDDY PIC DAY, and she sent a tiddy pic!

by ILoveTiddies April 10, 2022

International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.

Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh

by deebsmo November 22, 2021

Emily Day

A sad day. One you will never forget , celebrating a woman named Emily. She is always the prettiest in the room. Probably makes your heart stop when you make eye contact with her. The best friend you will never be able to replace . Has the most electrifying personality and smile that could jump start your heart if it was to ever fail on you.

Once you find out what day it is, you will never forget that day. Not even in your wildest dreams.

Not even when you reach Heaven.

"Bruuuuh. It's Emily Day....",

"GodDamn bruuuh, it's Emily Day EVERY DAY for you, ain't it ??"
"Yeah bruuuh. 2day, and forever

by ssj2 February 9, 2023