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Slapnut Day

It is a day where you get an excuse to slap ur nuts anywhere u want. And if if u slap ur nuts then rub it on someone, they have to slap ur nuts
Guy 1 : Oh man, I'm bout to slap my nuts bro.
Guy 2 : Why tho?
Guy 1 : Cuz it's Slapnut Day
by Random_Fandom October 26, 2019
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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national grab boobs day

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass
hey sarah it’s national grab boobs day can i grab your boobs “go ahead”
by bobby kills December 12, 2021
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National Yug Day

This day is used to celebrate Yug Patel and his amazing movement Yug Lives Matter. This inspirational day is to commemorate his fight for rights for all yug’s across the world. 15th of May is the day of reckoning across the globe and the rule of the yug tribe
Are you celebrating National Yug Day today?
by The Priest of Yug May 8, 2022
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National Be Nice To Michy Day

February 24th
This is the only day when u can be nice to be michymaraj. Other days you can call him mean words and be not nice to him
Hey did you know it’s National Be Nice to Michy Day?
by marleyyyy_mc February 25, 2023
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Opposite Day

A day on December 10th where the opposite is to be expected
"Hey did you hear that Discord Moderator Day is coming up" Said Person 1
"Do you mean Opposite Day?" Said Person 2
by Eeveeboom December 7, 2020
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Slap ass day

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day
by anonymous February 8, 2022
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