by Jammi jones July 20, 2022

grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction

(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now

Teegan (Pick Up Line)

in 700AD teegans pickup line was "Are you ready for Daddy?", now in 2023 she says, "do you want this fuego?"

Amber: *being normal*
Teegan (pick up line) : "Are you ready for daddy?"

by SerenadingCats September 9, 2023

If you throw up 4’s it means you are a midget and will never grow🌚

“Tyler’s throwing up 4’s no wonder he is a midget”

When at your birthday party you make out with your two friends at the same time and when other people arrive it’s incredibly awkward.

Person A: Dude, yesterday I made out with them as a joke because we’re gal pals and now I can’t look them in the eye.
Person B: Dude, what a fuck up

by imsorrymom May 26, 2019

A pillow that was ripped apart.

by oh hell yeaaaaah July 16, 2021

Milan tried using “shut up” as another way to say off my dick.

by Synthstabs August 14, 2024