A Dirty Paras is when you let yourself get all grimy and disgusting for the chode cheese to marinate, you then insert the chode into a girl at 3AM at your parents place without them knowing, lasts 3 seconds, and when u finish your jizz goes on the couch and u let it crust. You then proceed to go outside and yell “I have a tiny dick!!!” and swing ur chode around like a lasso and let the chode cheese fly everywhere and hit a homeless person.
“Hey i heard Donald got in trouble for pulling a Dirty Paras last night”
“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”
“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”
by Slaybaddie June 14, 2025
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Get the Dirty Salwa mug.Dirty Miriam is when a curly-haired girl wraps her beautiful hair around your penis and squeezes it until you scream at the top of your lungs which brings her an unspeakable pleasure. Her partners are usually so hypnotized by this curly creature, they find themselves craving to experience this incredibly painful act again. WOW!
So I finally seduced that curly beauty, but she really pulled a dirty Miriam on me. My penis still hurts but MAN do I want to feel that hell of a squeeze again! MMHHMMM
by YourfavMommy766 November 22, 2021
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B: but it's a girl
A: It's a dirty josy
B: but it's a girl
A: It's a dirty josy
by jowa the forest witch November 22, 2021
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