mjorf day

The day where you must ask out that qt you've been thinking about, which falls on the first day of August

"Who are you going to ask out for mjorf day?"
"Probably joe"

by and76 July 31, 2022

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Be rude to your gf day

On feb 3rd its national be rude to ur gf day

Bf: Hey Ur a Bitch!
Gf: What! How dare you
Bf: It's Be rude to your gf day

by assb February 3, 2025

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When Nikki has broken up with you, and met someone else while you were gone on a work trip. But she still loves you and likes you… so when you get home from your work trip. Nikki spends a full day and night with you to love you, and go to dinner and drink and make love and hold you cause she loves you. You have a breakup day… then she leaves you forever for some looser.

Hey, I know I broke up with you and I don’t know what I’m doing… so want to have a breakup day?

by Mars2040 November 24, 2021

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national booty pic day

Celebrated on april 20th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪

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Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑

by uhmidfkamie?? May 2, 2019

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national beezy day

National Beezy Day is the most important holiday because this is when the industry of music began, on August 30. This must be celebrated by music, and smoking pot.

Holy shit, it's National Beezy Day, let's smoke!

by kkigvifffv August 29, 2021

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