Dirty Lilli

A Dirty Lilli is when a petite asian woman does an irish exit out of a party to have bat-shit wild monkey-sex hanging upside down - amazing spiderman-style - with a significantly younger, zesty school boy (often underage). It's only possible to achieve a Dirty Lilli with the help of Dirty Jakob (the person, not the awkward sex in a fake fake taxi). Consent optional. Walk of shame, obligatory.

Girl: I was out of town last night and pulled a Dirty Lilli!
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*

by j25d42l9 April 23, 2024

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Dirty Jonah

Putting your whole head into another man’s asshole while stroking his cock with your feet

Me and Brett did a dirty Jonah the other day

by Youngmoneylove April 23, 2024

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Dirty Arnulfo

A sex act where a man sticks his penis inside an obese man’s bellybutton, using fecal matter as lubricant.

Gage: I received a Dirty Arnulfo from Joseph last night!
Jonathan: Nice! Can he give me one as well?

by CharlieWendigo April 23, 2024

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Dirty Casano

When your boy butt chugs a beer before you take a funnel to his corn hole and blow as hard as humanely possible until it comes shooting out of his nose and into the mouth of your significant other who waits laying down and with an open mouth.

Holy shit! Is that Ryan doing a Dirty Casano in the corner!? He's making such a mess.

by SheDoesntLoveMeOnlyCodeine April 23, 2024

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Dirty Dammer

When during class the physics teacher starts talking about his adventures where he saves his wife from drowning. Then he stands up and slaps every student with his massive shlong. He then goes on to give out free backshots and the principal also gets some.

John: Jo bro why'd you get sick today? You missed out on the Dirty Dammer!
Michael: Oh no, so unfortunate!

by your.dads.lover April 24, 2024

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