National Buy Malakhii something day

On July 12th the holiday is National Buy Malakhii Something Day. Don’t be cheap and spend more than 50 dollars on this nga please. *ACCEPTS SOME SEX TOO*

National Buy Malakhii something day

by notageekr July 6, 2024

National Bop Day

March 4 aka 304 Day, is a national day to celebrate all the bops

Happy national bop day, where the 304s?

by EllisD777 March 4, 2024

nurse hangover day

The first day off after your long stretch of working. Usually spent sleeping, eating snacks, and drinking coffee while hiding in a blanket cocoon for the entire day. As opposed to what should be done, hydrating, eating properly, exercising, and being social.

Bri: What day is this for you?

Ash: This is day 4/4. I’m exhausted and can’t wait for nurse hangover day.

by yoongisPETrock March 11, 2023

Snow Day

After a long day, you kick off your shoe and begin to jerk off until you nut into the shoe before it hits the ground. If done correctly your sock should be wet, like stepping into a mound of snow.

Yo bro I had a rough day yesterday, had to pull a snow day to help me through the day. My sock was soaked!

by Helen Keller’s Clit January 19, 2018

New Billboard Day

The first day of the month. Based on The Simpsons episode Homie the Clown.

"It must be the first of the month! New Billboard Day!"

by anonymous August 26, 2024

National rail your boyfriend day

on February 12th. guess what its national rail your boyfriend day- you boys better be careful LMAO aha

Hey dude i heard its national rail your boyfriend day good luck homie

by Lucas's Meaning February 12, 2021

Bruno day

Taking a day off from it all.

Also known by "The Lazy Song"

Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything.

Bruno day

by WV Grammie December 30, 2023