Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give to a scale of 1-10

The talk was super boring so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter, I gave him a zero

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023

Fugu Fuck

A sexual act that is risky but worth it. Named after the Japanese fugu fish delicacy that is deadly if not prepared carefully.

Anyone could have walked in and caught us - it was a total fugu fuck.

by CamelCaps May 5, 2023

Fuck The World

What God does every second of every day.

Devil: What the hell god? I thought I was the bad guy. You taking over my job?

God: No Satan, you idiot! I created you to fuck the dead. I'm here to fuck the world. Now go back and fuck that group of kids who died in that bus crash I caused. I got a whole world to fuck here.

by Kbro82 May 5, 2023

Fuck-off

(noun) a competition in which suitors try to out-fuck each other

The suitee couldn't decide amongst the suitors and said "We will settle this with a fuck-off! Whoever does the best job getting me off gets to be my boyfriend!"

by Creative Suggestions May 5, 2023

what the fuck did i just see

when you see something that makes you want to either kill yourself or rip your eyes out of your socket

Bro what the fuck did I just see I want to rip my eyeballs out of my socket

by DaCuber28 May 5, 2023

Fuck her raw

Intercourse with her without condom.
RAW was used as an adverb here, means without condom.

He would fuck her raw.

by MyBigBro May 5, 2023

i will literally fucking poop

a post in a Matt Rose video

that is literally it

Did you see the matt rose video where that dude sent "I will literally fucking poop," that one?

by amogus es un momento meme May 6, 2023