A Dirty Shou is the act of filling your face full of cats and dogs while aggressively edging until you blow a load on some chicken on rice and give it to your chinky friend gordon and tell him it's mayonnaise on the chicken on rice.
by McFlop774 April 04, 2024
The Dirty Dager is a word that came from the early months of 2011. It is when a Male has a Female perform a blow job(Oral Sex, BJ, Mouth Polish), after he has busted a nut (Ejaculated, Cummed, Spurted) in or on his female counterpart (perferably in her mouth, extra points if she she swallows). As he leaves the house he steals a DVD or a Video Game, or even possibly a CD of his choice.
So the other night I met this broad at the bar, she was a real bitch, so later that night I gave her the good ol Dirty Dager.
It can be used in any of the following grammatical manners as well:
Noun-
He is a real Dirty Dager.
Adverb-
Before the night is over, Im going to give that girl the Dirty Dager.
It can be used in any of the following grammatical manners as well:
Noun-
He is a real Dirty Dager.
Adverb-
Before the night is over, Im going to give that girl the Dirty Dager.
by Midnight Bandit January 12, 2011
How you doin', ya dirty badger!
by infamous budgerigar July 01, 2016
When a mother of three or more kids sits on your face, and eats tacos and Drinks Starbucks of your chest while you struggle to find air
by Artaois September 21, 2021
When you're lickin your bf's starfish and he starts singing Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks just before finishing on your silk pillow case.
by Boner Champ 86 April 02, 2020
by dirty vítek creator June 17, 2022
n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
by Kimuendo Entendre December 23, 2023