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by yeetus yeetus commit self dele February 10, 2023

Suck Dick Day

April 12th is the national suck dick day!
Come on ladies

I wanna suck your dick at Suck Dick Day

by Murstein April 11, 2019

National small hands day

On the 21st October, everyone is allowed to bully people with small hands.

"Hey you got very small Hands you dwarf."

"That's mean!"

"But it's National small hands day!"

by LandaSmallHandsMan October 21, 2021

Day Nayda

Spanish for - "Shut up you bum!"
Used only in Mexican Spanish, slang known only by those who speak this catagory of Spanish.

"You make me mad, day nayda!"

by MissIng Like EverYone November 17, 2025

Every Day Hurts

I saw the lamp light from your window
I didn't think you were home, sitting there all alone
So I came up to your room to ask you why
Why did you hurt me so?
Why did you have to go, away?

I never wanted anything in my life
Not until I met you
I thought you'd see me through
All the bad days that I've had before I met you
Something in the past, never thought it couldn't last, forever

There's one thing I can say, everyday, how I miss you, oh oh

Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more than
Than I've ever been hurt before
Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more

And now I look down from your window
To see a young man across the street
He looks something like me
And he's walking with his head down to the ground
Did you want to hurt me so?
Why did you have to go away?

There's one thing I can say, everyday, how I miss you, oh oh

Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more than
More than I've been hurt before

Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more than
More than I've been hurt before

Every day that I'm without you hurts me just a little bit more, ooh
More than I've been hurt before

Every day that I'm without you hurts just a little bit more, ooh
More than I've been hurt before

Every Day Hurts

by Death Menace September 10, 2023

National, tell your crush you like them day.

On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.

*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.

by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025

Gabby Awareness Day

When someone is offended really easily you would consider them as a gabby. Example would be calling gabby, her, instead of they. They are considered to be liberal bitches who use there boyfriends success as there own. If you see a weird girl with blue hair who gets offended easily for not identifying her as a helicopter she would be considered a gabby.

Gabby Awareness Day
Normal person: Hello how are you?
Gabby: Excuse me? You? Hold my hydro flask while i tweet ab how offended i am.

by NickJisGay October 29, 2019