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National Satin Day

on the 20th of June it’s national satin day! A celebration and appreciation of all things smooth, glossy and lustrous.
Hey Lucian, did you hear it’s National Satin Day next week? National satin day, just a week away!
by Anonybird June 16, 2024
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Grab dick day

December 5th is grab dick day. U must grab someone’s dick on December 5th.
Josh: today’s grab dick day

Ashley: Aii Bett lemme grab ya dick
by I will eat ur ass December 5, 2019
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You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
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National Kiss a Wrestler Day

April 15th is National kiss a wrestler day because Wrestlers do some really hard work all year round and they deserve a kiss so on April 15th find the cutest wrestler and give him a kiss
Becky:Hey Josh do you know what today is?
Josh:April 15th?
Becky:Nope *kisses him*, it’s National kiss a wrestler day
Josh:Boy am I glad I did wrestling
by HighVoltageOutdoors March 2, 2023
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national send dickpic day

13th april send dickpic day
molly: hey, you know what day it is?
nathan: no, what is it?
molly: it's national send dickpic day
by susan crossly April 12, 2022
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national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy
rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th
by impowster April 19, 2021
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Sam Day

a sexy masculine man (often zesty) who never leaves his girlfriend’s side
by natestavely May 6, 2024
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