Dance with a gator day

On July 22 is national Dance with a gator day. On July 22 you go to a swamp, find a gator and have a romantic night out with it

(Please do not try this)

Person 1: Remember, tomorrow is "Dance with a gator day".

Person 2: Shoot, I almost forgot

by Dickisucki July 21, 2024

Impregnate a trans girl day

On August 1st is the international impregnate a trans girl day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to impregnate a trans girl any time she wants, as long as all parties consent.

Guy 1: "Trans girls can't get pregnant."
Guy2: "Whuuut? Of, course they can! Wait till Impregnate a trans girl day ... and you will see.."

by fukkenawesome July 21, 2024

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

feeding tube day

Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink

Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me

by Patflin July 24, 2024

one fine day

A day that looks good to start but goes terrible.

and one fine day

by plato! July 24, 2024

It’s gonna break down one day

Toyota

Sure they are reliable cars but when they reach around 700k miles then you will see them starting to have mechanical problems. So wherever it’s a Prius RAV4 or Corolla, it’s gonna break down one day

by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024