National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.

“Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”

by Jaundoce April 16, 2022

National Emmie Day

Wednesday, February 22. Duh

Hmmm, is something happening on February 22?

What like you forgot? It’s National Emmie Day.

by Rrftw February 7, 2023

International Rat-appreciation Day

On June 3rd people all over the globe should appreciate rats. If you see a rat you should bow down to its glory.

Omg wait, it's 3rd of June! International Rat-appreciation Day !!!

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

valentines day

valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually

february 14th is valentines day

by Jeweleeuh December 21, 2021

Slap ass day

December 6, the day that anyone can slap anyone’s ass without permission.

“my homie, i’m finna slap yo ass, it’s slap ass day!”

by lightskinnn3000 December 5, 2019

National Opium Day

Dec 14th is the new National Opium Day, this is because on December 14th 2023 Playboi Carti, the owner of the record label “Opium” dropped his first song “2024” after 3 long years of not releasing any music. During this time period fans grew angry and restless at the fact that their king (Playboi Carti) might never drop another album/song ever again, December 14th symbolizes the relief the entirety of the Opium community felt when we realized that our king Jordan Terrel Carter was back.

Bro it’s Dec 14th, National Opium Day! I hope you’re ready to cancel all of our obligations and listen to Ken Carson, Destroy Lonely, and most of all, PLAYBOI CARTI!!!

by PlayboiCartiLover10 December 17, 2024