.exe has stopped working 

Usually when someone is very confused in a text conversation they would send a meme that reads out: “___.exe has stopped working” This originated from a Windows pop-up message if a window takes too long to respond.

Guy #1: Everything in the world is either made of bananas or not bananas...

Guy #2: *Guy #2.exe has stopped working*

Guy #1: lol

.exe has stopped working by Fingynium July 26, 2020

Workjob 

Ridiculous 'unique' characteristic of NMH. Students muct complete four hours a week of 'community service' in any number of potential 'fields'. Kitchen, building cleaner, farm, library, mail centre, theatre, and many other possibilities. Pure hell.

"Wait, I can't go to the show tonight; 4-8 workjob in Gould."

Workjob by Hogger April 9, 2005

Working the pommel horse

When a cat is in the process of cleaning/licking her own ass with at least one back leg/paw diagonally in the air(can also be 2 back legs)...AND at least one, but better with two front paws on the ground rendering the illusion of the cat working an olympic pommel horse.

I looked over my shoulder to see what that smacking sound was....staring back at me was my cat....caught red-handed working the pommel horse.

Working the pommel horse by Ace B May 9, 2006

workjerk 

v. Masturbating at work.

I'm gonna hit up the bathroom before I leave the office for a quick workjerk.

workjerk by Daria Morgendorfer August 16, 2010

Workplace Snitch 

A person that looks for any opportunity to report any bad behavior by other employees to management whether true or not. In order to curry favor for preferred work assignments or for possible promotion.
People like this are usually very insecure and have low self-esteem. They always want management to think of them as their best employee. So if they see another employee that is "better" than them. They will go out of their way to discredit them to management by making them appear lazy or incompetent.

Mike: Hey Ted, don't stand around when Brian is nearby because he will report you to management if he gets a chance.
Ted: Workplace snitch?
Mike: Yep.

Workplace Snitch by WileECoyote.genius September 3, 2019

weird workie 

a relationship, or workie, that is unexpected or disgusting.

girl 1: did you hear that fred is working rachel?
girl 2: I thought rachel was a red sox fan. isn't fred a yankees fan?
girl 1: I know, such a weird workie!

weird workie by sup haters. March 16, 2010

Workerbee 

Is considered an employee of a company that plays a supporting or sub ornate role. Can be applied to both white collar and blue collar jobs.

Person #1: I haven't seen an invoice yet.
Person #2: That dang workerbee in accounting needs to get his act together, since my profits kept him employed.

Workerbee by MCain81 March 11, 2010