Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.
1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
2. George: So did you finally get laid?
Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to
George: Damn that sucks.
Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009
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by the best person to exist October 27, 2021
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by segin December 31, 2013
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