by Cool guy go to be man November 21, 2022
The local soccer club located in sterling commons in Sterling Heights Michigan. These amazing group of soccer players play at local park called dodge park. While everyone wishes they were as good at soccer as all of them.
by The turtle gang December 11, 2018
When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
by F-Bomb Thiru July 01, 2017
by i8toast April 11, 2013
a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.
scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.
awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.
awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
by j holee September 07, 2009
Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
"Turtle Squatting"
someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
by gnome dog May 05, 2011
When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.
When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”
by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024