A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020
Hym "And then you pretend is WASN'T the you refusing to acknowledge my rights... Probably cry like a bitch in private or in public... And then everyone else has to play along and live in delusion it you OR ELSE they ALSO don't get rights... But that isn't going to be the TRUE DICHOTOMY because you are doing this arbitrarily... And when your kids get murdered over it you pretend it isn't happening... So 'Yes we can take your rights away' is the language of someone who wants their kids to get murdered... Do... Do you want me to do it today? Should I go for a walk?"
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
This saying is similar to the one Show The Angles. Except this is used more often where you are disappointed that they haven’t sent a hot or explicit picture yet, and you are annoyed that you have to ask.
by Paradoxxed September 10, 2024
by Heywire22 May 31, 2018
An derogatory term for a person who's just a unoriginal troll who can be a douchebag on the internet always, and was portrayed as a hardcore M.A.G.A. fan. They possess one or more of these characteristics such as:
- Associating themselves to far-right politics.
- Hate LGBTQ+ rights, Furries, and people they find very inferior that they can discriminate and bully.
- Are willing to discriminate you, ruin your day, or make a harsh comment if you say something personal and they don't know you.
- They make offensive jokes that piss more people off than they expect.
- They have hateful words and slurs such as "Liberal", "Cuck", "Virgin", "Cringe", "Commie", "Gay", "Femboy", and "Soyboy" in their vocabulary and sometimes use pejorative acronyms in their internet battles.
- They're atheists and pagans, who praised Donald Trump as their god at the same time.
- They think that they were based, sigmas, and gigachads, who turned out to be cringe, betas, and soyboys.
- They strongly believe on anarchism, racism, and anti-semitism.
- They were highly controversial on social media.
- They spend too much on Twitter and 4chan.
- They play both League of Legends and Genshin Impact.
- They don't touch grass.
- Associating themselves to far-right politics.
- Hate LGBTQ+ rights, Furries, and people they find very inferior that they can discriminate and bully.
- Are willing to discriminate you, ruin your day, or make a harsh comment if you say something personal and they don't know you.
- They make offensive jokes that piss more people off than they expect.
- They have hateful words and slurs such as "Liberal", "Cuck", "Virgin", "Cringe", "Commie", "Gay", "Femboy", and "Soyboy" in their vocabulary and sometimes use pejorative acronyms in their internet battles.
- They're atheists and pagans, who praised Donald Trump as their god at the same time.
- They think that they were based, sigmas, and gigachads, who turned out to be cringe, betas, and soyboys.
- They strongly believe on anarchism, racism, and anti-semitism.
- They were highly controversial on social media.
- They spend too much on Twitter and 4chan.
- They play both League of Legends and Genshin Impact.
- They don't touch grass.
Right-wing fanboy: You're cringe and a femboy and the all-mighty Trump God, will send you to hell!
You: God doesn't like what you're doing and you are also in the wrong more than I am, because you refused to touch grass! You fucking troll!
Right-wing fanboy: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA TOUCH GGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: God doesn't like what you're doing and you are also in the wrong more than I am, because you refused to touch grass! You fucking troll!
Right-wing fanboy: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA TOUCH GGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 10, 2022
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by 456AtabavA343 June 06, 2025
When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.
by Ollieeee December 14, 2020